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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

hey guys!
sorry i havent been updating.
i had band today
oh and yesterday i went to ION with hamizah
she accompanied there to buy my book
which btw i have already finished reading -.-
we went to burger king to eat
and i asked for the burger king crown
you know the hat that comes with the kids meal?

yup that one
and on the crown, they printed the laws of the crown and game play
GAMEPLAY
A)adjust size and be the first to place on head
B)whoever places the crown on his/her head first then in a loud voice proclaim "I AM THE KING" is from that momment forward in charge. the rule ends if the crown is removed.

ADVANCE PLAY
1.there can only be one king
2.the king always gets his/her way
3.the king must speak with some kind of cool accent
4.the king makes all the important decisions governing the selection of TV channels, movie, radio stations, as well as popular activities like pool hopping and cow tipping.the king also determines who rides the shotgun and ofcourse, who pays.
5.the rule ends when crown is removed for more than 3 seconds.
6.disagreement with the king results in a penalty. this is decided by the king. common penalties include: forfeiture of fries, surrender of videogame controller and banishment from office cubicals.

THREE SECOND LAW
the king's rule ends when the crown is removed from their head for any reason, accidental or otherwise. the first person to excalim,"ONE...TWO...THREE...KING" may claim the crown.

you can now imagine the kind of havoc the power of the crown caused
we were in the book store sitting on the floor reading(making noise)
when hamizah had the crown and ordered me as her servant
while i charged her with the penalty of forfeiture of fries in burger king (but hamizah doesnt eat her fries anyway)
and when i got home i had ano0ther fight over the crown
with vanessa
i claimed the person with the highest head should be king
while she claimed the smartest person should be king
and if it isnt obvious. we were fighting for the remote.
beware! do not be fooled by this crown's paper-lame appearance!
it wields great power
often resulting in brawls.

4:36 AM